Warmth with a wink. This crewneck sits like a favorite coffee shop booth on a blustery morning: soft, slightly lived-in, and quietly amused. Four pumpkin-spiced lattes and tiny bats curve across the chest beneath the hand-lettered line “Dead Inside But Spiced,” a deadpan joke for anyone who drinks autumn by the mugful. It layers easily over hoodies and tees for campus evenings, late-night study sessions, or porch-swinging slow coffee runs. The mid-weight fabric holds shape and heat without feeling bulky. Choose subtle embroidered accents on the chest or wrists for a tactile, artisanal touch that ages well. If you mark the season by scarf lengths and PSL openings, this crew adds a low-key, dark-humored note to those rituals.
Product features - Embroidery options on left, center, large center chest, and both wrists - 50/50 cotton–poly 8.0 oz (271 g/m²) medium-heavy fabric for durable comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to retain shape and reduce waste - DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for larger prints - OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets major safety standards
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
